BUZZINGS: Robert Pattinson No Longer Saying He’s Not Dating Kristen Stewart. STOP THE PRESSES!
- Robert Pattinson says he’d “rather not say” if he and Kristen Stewart are dating. Which obviously means they already have three kids, a dog and a house in the country. (Wonderwall)
- Heidi Montag made $10,000 for her most recent bikini pics. That’s, like, five bucks per each fake body part. (PopEater)
- Lady GaGa encourages her fans to be celibate. Yeah, we’d prefer if they didn’t breed too. (Starpulse)
- Robert Downey Jr. says that martial arts saved his life. Which makes sense, when you have so many bad habits to kick. (Socialite Life)
- Mario Lopez reportedly forced his new girlfriend to have surgery so she would be as pretty as he is. A female Mario Lopez: Just let that image sink in for a bit… (Huffington Post)