Michelle McGee Apologizes to Sandra Bullock in Desperate Bid for 16th Minute

What’s a woman with loose morals and reported neo-Nazi leanings to do after she’s sparked the show-biz scandal of the year and completely destroyed a marriage? If you guessed, “Try to milk a little more mileage out of the situation by saying you’re sorry for the mess you created,” come on down and collect your prize.

Michelle “Bombshell” McGee, who claims to have carried on an 11-month affair with Sandra Bullock’s husband Jesse James, has now taken to Australian TV show TodayTonight to tell Bullock, “Hey, my bad; sorry for destroying your marriage and everything.”

Asked what she would say to the Blind Side actress if given the chance, McGee gushed,

“I’m sorry for your embarrassment. I’m sorry all this is public. I’m sorry for everything.”

Hmm; seems like she could have prevented all of that from happening by a) not sleeping with James in the first place and b) not blabbing about it afterward, but no matter: McGee is basically putting all of the blame on James anyway. According to the San Diego-based model/stripper, who claims that she slept with James “two or three times” after their initial meeting, the Monster Garage star totally tricked her into thinking that he and Bullock were estranged. As McGee explains Jesse’s Jedi mind trick,

“When we were sitting on a couch watching a movie, he leaned over to kiss me, and I said, ‘Slow down! What’s going on between you and Sandra?’ He said, ‘She lives in Austin, I live here. We’re not together because she’s filming a movie…’ I believed him…. he said he didn’t want to talk about it, I assumed because of legalities.”

Well, sounds reasonable to us. If we stick our fingers in our ears and shout, “Lalalala I’m not listening!” when our BS meters go off.

But on the plus side, with this bit of closure provided, this will surely be the last we hear of Michelle “Bombshell” McGee. Right? Please?