BUZZINGS: Charlie Sheen Denies Cheating on Wife, Despite Looking Like Total Perv

BUZZINGS: Charlie Sheen Denies Cheating on Wife, Despite Looking Like Total Perv-photo
  • A newly mustachioed Charlie Sheen says he's not cheating on his wife. He just happens to look like somebody with a drawer full of massage oils who buys roofies in bulk. (PopEater)


  • The Jonas Brothers perform on a rooftop. One strong wind, and the celibacy rate for America's youth drops by 30 percent. (Wonderwall)


  • Rufus Wainright claims that he knows 50 Cent is gay, probably because Fiddy macraméd himself a pair of jean shorts. (Starpulse)


  • Kate Gosselin says she has no other option but to do reality TV shows, apparently unaware of the burgeoning market for professional henpecking. (Huffington Post)


  • Kathy Griffin to get poolside Pap smear for My Life on the D List. Feds respond by raising terror alert to orange. (Socialite Life)
 

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  • lidiablenz
    lidiablenz

    Shame on you Charlie... I really love your show but you need to clean up your acts! L.

  • Alec
    Alec

    You can't just come out saying Charlie Sheen looks like a perv without actually knowing what happened. Just because he was wearing a fake mustache, doesn't mean he was trying to cheat by disguising himself. He wore a mustache just to play a joke on the paparazzi, not to cheat. How about you start judging yourselves before you judge or accuse others.