Russell Brand Is So Full Of….Great Advice!

Sometimes funny comedian, Russell Brand, has some advice for teen pop star, Justin Bieber: shoot heroin.

“The top of the hit parade would look very different if teenyboppers were exposed to heroin. It would weed a lot of them out. I don’t think Justin Bieber could handle [Pink Floyd member and heavy user] Syd Barrett’s habit . . . A lot of people in their journey to rehab overdose, and then, perhaps, we would be spared their awful music. It’s Darwinian. It’s the law of natural selection.”

  – Russell Brand, genius

You’d think Brand might be offering advice on matters closer to his knowledge base, you know, like how to fashion oneself like a 1970’s street hustler, how to style 24-7 in Grandma’s sunglasses, or how to tell a rambling joke without so much as a punch-line (the latter, you could probably blame on Brand’s own admitted past use of hard drugs.)

But, no, just the shoot up the skag bit o’ advice.  Which just further proves the age-old theory: never take advice from a guy named Russell.