BUZZINGS: Kate Gosselin Isn’t Sure What Jon’s Job Is, Just Like the Rest of Us

  • Kate Gosselin says that she’s not sure what her ex-husband Jon Gosselin does for a living. Wow, we actually do have something in common with her!
     (Huffington Post)
  • Jennifer Aniston is launching her own perfume, which will likely smell of desperation and Angelina Jolie voodoo dolls. (Wonderwall)
  • Former Rock of Love contestant Megan Hauserman is busted for DUI. Bret Michaels paces floor, wonders how he will restore honor to his once-noble franchise. (PopEater)
  • Rumer Willis announces that she’s not engaged, ending the confusion for the literally dozens of people who might have remotely cared. (Starpulse)
  • Whitney Houston takes three-hour ferry ride to make concert after Icelandic volcano eruption shuts down airports, proving there are no lengths she won’t go to in order to put on a disappointing performance. (E! Online)