Heidi Montag’s Enormous Breasts Are Doomed (PHOTOS)
According to several plastic surgeons, Heidi’s breasts are doomed to a life of agony, and it has nothing to do with being in close proximity of the nightmare husband that is Spencer. From Us magazine (via Starpulse):
The excessive weight of the implants in these extreme augmentations almost always leads to chronic lower back pain and significant drooping of the breasts […] Often, the entire balance of the spine can be thrown off, resulting in chronic neck strain, painful shoulders and even a stooping posture.
Another plastic surgeon also said that large breast implants will make it hard for a mother to breast-feed. Hopefully that will never, ever be a problem for Heidi since we don’t think the world could handle the thought of a little Heidi-Spencer offspring running around and acting as a publicity prop for its parents.
Don’t forget to catch up on all of Speidi’s wacky troubles over at The Adventures of Speidi.