Nic Cage Buys Pyramid Tomb, Remains The Pharaoh Of Our Hearts

Blonde hero Nicolas Cage wouldn’t be the Teflon movie star if he didn’t have his mind on preparing for the future so it comes as no surprise that Nic was recently spotted tomb-shopping in New Orleans for his final resting place.

Being something of a god himself, Nic decided that his tomb should be like that of the ancient gods and settled on a giant white pyramid-shaped tomb. We wouldn’t have expected anything less for Nic.

Is it any coincidence that a pyramid-symbol played an important part in Nic’s National Treasure film franchise? Of course not, and we wouldn’t be surprised if Nic had his body wrapped in copies of the U.S. Constitution as he was laid to rest. It just makes sense.

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