‘Esquire’ Loves Christina Hendricks So Much They Turned Her Into Julianne Moore

Is that Mad Men’s Christina Hendricks or a young Julianne Moore?

Well, according to the coverline, that voluptuous redhead on the cover of the May issue of Esquire is supposed to be Christina, although it looks like her face has been experiencing some photoshopping horrors.

Christina was christened a “woman we love” by Esquire and she decided to pen a letter to all the world’s men for the magazine. Her tips for men include always order Scotch, never use Facebook and never, ever wear shorts that go past the knee (are you listening Kevin Smith?). Words to live by for any man who wants to impress Christina.