Jon Gosselin Rocks a Fauxhawk in Valiant Bid to Become Coolest Guy Ever (PHOTOS)

Well, whattaya know? Apparently, Jon Gosselin really is on a feverish campaign to transform himself into a worldwide symbol of revulsion.

The former Jon & Kate Plus 8 dad hit up the Apple store in Lancaster, Pennsylvania, on Thursday to pick himself up a nifty new Apple TV, and because he apparently felt that not enough people point and laugh at him behind his back lately, J-Goss sculpted what remaining hair he has into a fauxhawk. Which is, as everyone knows, the preferred hairstyle for sleazy dudes who buy their Axe body spray and roofies in bulk.

Marvel at Papa Jon’s bold new look in our photo gallery and share with us in the comments section: Is this guy sex on a stick, or what?