Sharon Osbourne Gets Crafty, Plans To Turn Implants Into Paperweights

Sharon Osbourne has something she’d like to get off her chest, and onto husband Ozzy Osbourne’s desk.

The rock mom reported on the Today show that she was getting her breast implants removed this summer and that she plans on giving them to her husband Ozzy to use as paperweights. Wait, how heavy are breast implants?

Maybe Sharon’s breast implant gift idea will spark a wave of celebrity crafters make good use of their used up breast implants. Dommed fake breast-haver Heidi Montag could probably turn her massive implants into flotation devices, or maybe she could hammer them down and use them for insulation. The possibilities are endless!

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