Snooki In Search of New Nooki
Snooki is single!
Yep. I know. Polish those shoes and whiten those teeth, America’s hottest (at least, tannest) munchkin is officially back on the market. According to sources, Snooki caught her current Guido-boyfriend cheating on her and she kicked his bottom to the curve. Now, Jersey Shore’s Miami-bound party midget is on the hunt, on the prowl, she’s after you.
By the time you see her drunken-half-smile, she’s already got you.
Look out, South Beach.