• Classy, reserved creature Ke$ha says she wears her placenta in a necklace because it makes her psychic. Maybe she’ll be able to predict her impending irrelevancy in five years? (Wonderwall)

• Mo’Nique‘s brother admitted on Oprah that he molested the actress when they were children. Cue one thousand gossip blogs making Precious parallels. (PopEater)

• Sandra Bullock‘s sister speaks! Yes, she has the ability to talk, isn’t that amazing? (LimeLife)

• Is Mad Men coming to an end in 2012? We guess those Mayan 2012 prophecies were just about the end of Don Draper’s hotness. (Starpulse)

• Tina Fey and Sheryl Crow wear the same dress to an event, hilarity ensues. (Huffington Post)