Spencer Pratt Is Outraged That Kate Hudson Didn’t Get Clown Boobs Like His Wife Did

Add yet another victim to Spencer Pratt’s ongoing Twitter rampage. The Hills villain, who last week launched his cyber-vitriol at castmate Audrina Patridge, “Tik Tok” singer Ke$ha and Jersey Shore’s JWoww, is now taking aim at Kate Hudson—because her alleged recent breast augmentation didn’t turn her into a cartoonish nightmare a la his radically altered wife, Heidi Montag.

Taking issue with Hudson’s modest bump-up, Pratt cracked,

“How is it possible to get breast implants and still not have breasts,” he Twittered Monday. “Kate H – get ur money back…”

You have to hand it to Pratt on one point, at least—few people can be as annoying as he is in 140 characters or less.

Even so, while Hudson’s transformation might not be the most impressive on the planet, at least it won’t threaten to render her a cripple as the years pass. Just sayin’.