BUZZINGS: Kate Gosselin Voted Off 'Dancing With The Stars,' America Breathes Sigh Of Relief
• Kate Gosselin's robotic, stomping tenure at Dancing with the Stars has finally come to an end. Thank you, America! (PopEater)
• Mariah Carey and husband Nick Cannon will be getting married for the third time in two years. Stars, they're just like us! (Wonderwall)
• Gisele Bundchen wants more kids even if it will make her breasts sag. Men of American quietly plot way to sneak birth control into Gisele's daily meals. (Hollywood Life)
• What male celebrities would you like to nude? We're still crossing our fingers for Larry King to finally pose nude for Playgirl. (Starpulse)
• Tara Reid calls off her wedding, let's the world know that she is still alive. (Huffington Post)