BUZZINGS: Kate Gosselin Voted Off ‘Dancing With The Stars,’ America Breathes Sigh Of Relief

Kate Gosselin’s robotic, stomping tenure at Dancing with the Stars has finally come to an end. Thank you, America! (PopEater)

Mariah Carey and husband Nick Cannon will be getting married for the third time in two years. Stars, they’re just like us! (Wonderwall)

Gisele Bundchen wants more kids even if it will make her breasts sag. Men of American quietly plot way to sneak birth control into Gisele’s daily meals. (Hollywood Life)

• What male celebrities would you like to nude? We’re still crossing our fingers for Larry King to finally pose nude for Playgirl. (Starpulse)

Tara Reid calls off her wedding, let’s the world know that she is still alive. (Huffington Post)