Kate Gosselin Ready To Date, Sets Seduction Sights On David Hasselhoff

After going 15 months without sex, Kate Gosselin is back on the market and setting her sights on a new man to help erase her mind of the image of seeing ex-husband Jon Gosselin naked.

Judging from her current track record, we’re sure that there are plenty of loser, freeloading men who wear Ed Hardy t-shirts who would be more than willing to make Kate their sugar momma, but Kate isn’t settling for “regular” men to alienate and eventually break up with. Nope, our Kate is setting her sights on a celebrity beau.

Insiders tell PopEater that Kate wants a celebrity man to change her life and bring her into the Hollywood fold. From PopEater:

When Kate sees how Tom Cruise changed Katie Holmes life, it became clear that she needed to do the same. Obviously, she knows she’s not yet ready to date a George Clooney, but she thinks she would be the perfect partner for a Jeff Goldblum or someone like David Hasselhoff.

Yes, Kate “isn’t ready” to date George yet. Just give her some time, George, and then you can start wooing America’s Sweetheart.

However, we think it is funny that Kate’s choice celebrity boyfriends are both middle-aged men who are pretty much past their prime. Shoot for the stars, Kate!

Who do you think Kate should date? Let us know who your choices are in the comments below.