Lindsay Lohan Fights Back at Dad’s Intervention Attempt With the Power of Twitter

For most people, having your father show up at your front door with a bunch of cops would spur one to think about the direction one’s life is heading in.

But most people are not Lindsay Lohan. For LiLo, it’s just another thing to complain about on Twitter.

Lohan’s paternal unit, Michael Lohan, reportedly burst into the part-time actress/full-time mess’  West Hollywood apartment on Thursday morning, flanked by plainclothes officers, in an effort to convince his troubled 23-year-old daughter to enter rehab.

Naturally, LiLo wasn’t having any of it, and old the elder Lohan to beat it. She did, however, fire up the ol’ Twitter account to vent her rage in furious bursts of 140 characters or less: 

“OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i have no choice but to make this public, due to my sister’s safety, as well as my own, ‘my ex-dad’ just WALKED INTO MY APT like the devil’s advocate with officers. let’s not forget, that my father KIDNAPPED me from a COURT ROOM when i was 4 years old and is CRAZY he has NEVER paid child support, and is marrying a tabloid writer and can barely spell his own name due to his ‘brain’ that has been ruined due to HIS drug use. when will it ever end… it’s been going on my whole life with him-hasn’t he caused enough pain ?”

Perhaps the best part? While demonizing her dad for perhaps trying to save her life, Lohan heaped praise on her mother and chef enabler, Dinah Lohan:

“thank g-d for my mommy… w/out her, i wouldn’t even know myself..”

That’s right, snookums; because Mommy would never suggest that things might not be going so well in your life, isn’t that right?

Despite being refused by his daughter this morning, Papa Lohan is vowing to continue his crusade, telling a reporter at the scene,

“I won’t give up, I’ll do whatever I have to do to get her the help she needs. I’m going to make damn sure she goes to rehab!”

Lindsay, meanwhile, is plotting to make sure she doesn’t experience such an encounter again:

“I NEED A RESTRAINING ORDER! MY SISTER AND FRIEND TOO!!!!! HE’S NUTS!!!”

Sure, but that would probably require going to a courthouse to file for one. And Lindsay seems to have an aversion to those places these days.