Michael Lohan Stays True to Form, Blabs to Media About His Intervention Attempt

Say what you will about Michael Lohan—the man’s reliable. Oh, not as a father, but as a first-class attention whore, he’s completely dependable.

One day after barging into his daughter Lindsay’s home in a supposed attempt to stage an intervention for his troubled offspring, Papa Lo has done what he does best and run blabbing to the nearest media outlet, giving Us Magazine a play-by-play of his headline-grabbing heroism.

According to Lohan, he was appalled by the state of the apartment that Lindsay and her 16-year-old sister Ali were occupying. As Papa Lo reveals in his harrowing tale, the place was “a mess,” and it only went downhill from there: 

“I said, ‘Ali, it’s dad, and I’m with the sheriffs.’ Ali poked her head out of the bedroom, and I walked up to her and I said, ‘What’s going on, honey? Are you okay?’ and she started crying…Then I looked in the bedroom; there was a mattress on the floor with no furniture. Lindsay was laying on the mattress, sleeping.”

Wait, isn’t Lindsay a self-confessed hoarder? The lack of furniture seems a little out of character.

Anyway, as the elder Lohan continues, LiLo’s eyes were “pale and bloodshot, and her hair was a mess.” She also, in Michael’s estimation, “looked like she was hit by a truck”:

“She came up to me and said, ‘What are you doing here?’ And I said, ‘I want to check on Ali, and I want to know you’re okay. I want to sit down and talk to you.’ Then she said, ‘Get out of my apartment!’ She started yelling at the police. Some random girl, who looked like she’s anorexic and on heroin, walked out of the other room, and I said, ‘Who are you?’ and she said, ‘I’m her friend,’ and I said, ‘Listen, friend, step out of the way, this is between me and my daughters!'”

Sure, Mike; it’s between you and your daughters. And whatever media outlet will listen to you.