BUZZINGS: Taylor Swift’s Hair Is Full Of Secrets

• We already knew that Taylor Swift has magical hair, but is it possible for us mere mortals to replicate her look? Short answer: no. (Wonderwall)

• Kooky couple Randy Quaid and his wife, Evi Quaid were thrown in jail earlier this week for skipping out on a bill. Well, you know what they say: the couple that jails together, stays together. (PopEater)

Lindsay Lohan and her sister Ali are celebrating Mother’s Day by seeking a restraining order against their father, Michael, freeing up Dina Lohan to enable and sponge off her daughters without the interruption of her ex-husband. (Starpulse)

Billy Corgan has waged a war against Courtney Love via Twitter. It’s the celebrity feud that 1995 has been waiting for! (Dlisted)

• Prepare yourself: Countess LuAnn from The Real Housewives of New York has released the single greatest piece of musical achievement since Kim Zolciak’s “Tardy for the Party.” Elegance is learned, my friend! (Huffington Post)