Today on the Internet: U.S. Soldiers Remake Lady GaGa’s ‘Telephone’

You guys ready for this? Check out the best of the best of what’s buzzing around the ‘net today. You WON’T be sorry:

  • Ever wonder what would happen if the U.S. military and Lady GaGa produced an offspring? Wonder no more. (Buzzfeed)
  • The new Jonah Hex trailer has been released, if anyone is interested in what Megan Fox would look like as a prostitute. (The Daily What)
  • Chris Farley has been reincarnated as a little girl, who probably already has a three-eightball-a-day habit. (Holy Taco)
  • Finally, the most embarrassing celebrity Twit-pics, all collected in one place! (Best Week Ever)
  • A sheep that surfs. ‘Nuff said. Cowa-baaaah-nga, dude. (Live Leak)