BLINDBUZZ: Who Is Having A Public Coming Out Party On Cinco De Mayo?

/ April 30, 2010

Welcome to BlindBuzz where we guess the hidden celebrities in the day’s best blind items and invite you to do the same.

1. The Cinco de Gayo Surprise:

Sources tell us that People has the exclusive on a celebrity who will come out on the mag’s May 5 cover, followed by a press tour of several major talk shows, including The View. Who could it be? (Jezebel)

This blind item has been floating around for the past week, but no one has been able to pin down who it could be.

While we would like it to be a celebrity that would truly surprise us, it will probably be a glass closet-living gay celebrity or a complete has-been. We are going to be watching glass closet celebrities like Anderson Cooper, Kevin Spacey, and Queen Latifah very closely come Cinco de Mayo.

2. The Baby-faced Creep:

This creeping towards A list movie actor, who looks about 16, is enjoying his new status a lot. This actor would probably never get a date if not for his career. He certainly wouldn’t be able to pass around coke like party favors or get to snort it off the breasts of women like he did last night at a party. (Crazy Days And Nights)

The first two names that come to mind are Michael Cera and Daniel Radcliffe. Although, Michael strikes us more as B-list rather than A-list. Say it ain’t so Harry Potter!

3. The Breast Intentions:

In some relationships, having a baby brings the couple closer. That’s not the case with this celebrity family. While she always appears lovely and pleasant on camera, we hear that behind the scenes the two have been yelling and fighting over everything. Popular topics for their arguments include sleep deprivation and him trying to convince her to stop breast feeding so that she can get a breast lift. (Blind Gossip)

The breast feeding clue means that the celebrity family must have had this kid recently. Heidi Klum and Seal had a child almost 8 months ago, and Heidi definitely comes off as a bubbly, friendly person; however, thinking about Seal forcing Heidi to get a breast lift makes us sad.

Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady also had a baby recently and she has been working hard to get her body back in shape.

Okay, enough with our guesses, who do you think these blind items are about? Let us know your guesses in the comments below.