Lance Armstrong’s Baby-to-Be Introduces Itself via Twitter

Lance Armstrong is proving to be just as prolific at producing offspring as he is at winning bicycle races.

The Tour de France legend announced via Twitter on Thursday night that he and his girlfriend Anna Hansen are expecting their second child together, just 10 months after the couple welcomed son Maxwell Armstrong. And because this newest bundle-of-joy-to-be is a modern super-fetus, it already has its own Twitter presence, under the adorable name Cinco Armstrong.

The 38-year-old bicyclist Tweeted,

“Getting ?’s today about someone I’m following, a certain @Cincoarmstrong. What to say? Yet another blessing in our lives. I cannot wait!”

Little Cinco isn’t wasting any time diving into the waters of social media, either; the future tot has already issued a series of Tweets to let the world know what the haps are in Hansen’s womb:

“I got 2 arms, 2 legs, a nickname, and i’m 2 inches long. See y’all in October..”

“I’m now the size of a lemon, 3.5 inches long, and weigh 1.5 ounces. And oh yeah, I’m on Twitter.”

“Working on my avatar. It’s slightly complicated. For me at least.”

Aww; they’re so cute when they’re lemon-sized and Tweeting!

@Cincoarmstrong; Lance and Anna should consider sticking with that name. Works for a boy or girl, really…