Lindsay, Ali and Dina Lohan to Film Most Ill-Conceived Mother’s Day Special Ever

Celebuzz / April 30, 2010

Well, at least Lindsay Lohan will get to spend some quality time with her mother and sister before getting shipped off to the Big House. Of course, that depends on what your definition of “quality” is.

The Just My Luck actress/living trainwreck has arrived on the East Coast to spend the weekend with mom Dina Lohan and little sister Ali Lohan, but of course this won’t be just any weekend—it will all be captured on tape, for a Mother’s Day special to be aired on E!

Yeah, totally. Because when you think about mother/child relationships that should be held up to the world and emulated, you think about the special bond between these three.

Surprisingly, the special won’t consist of the three of them hitting the clubs for a body-shots rampage; instead, LiLo and Ali will honor the woman who gave birth to them by helping her organize the closet of her New York home.

Dina Lohan needs two people to help her organize her closet? Huh; who knew that hoarding is a hereditary condition?

Is there any way this special won’t be doomed for disaster? Share your predictions in the comments section.