BUZZINGS: David Boreanaz Gets in on the Whole ‘Cheating on My Wife’ Thing

  • Bones actor David Boreanaz admits he’s been cheating on his wife, because infidelity is so the hot thing right now. (PopEater)
  • Jessica Simpson declares that she wants to be Michelle Obama, because what America needs is a First Lady who doesn’t brush her teeth, can’t tell the difference between chicken and tuna, and would probably try to start a nuclear war if someone told her she looked like she’d gained some weight. (Starpulse)
  • Alec Baldwin announces his candidacy for President, so he can sweep all the rude, thoughtless little pigs out of Congress. (Wonderwall)
  • Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller announce that they’re definitely not getting a divorce, because drunken holiday knife fights are the cornerstone of a solid marriage. (Hollywood Life)
  • Betty White kisses Morgan Freeman, in case you were wondering what 160 years of combined, unbridled lust looks like. (Dlisted)