The Jonas Brothers Desperately Try to Avoid Appearance on 'To Catch a Predator'
Don't worry, parents of the world; as if there were really anything to be concerned about, the Jonas Brothers would like you to know that they have no less-than-virtuous intentions with your young children.
Joe, Kevin and Nick Jonas served as the butt of one of President Obama's jokes at the White House Correspondents' Association dinner on Saturday, when the Commander-in-Chief poked fun at the Lines, Vines & Trying Times band for being his daughters' favorite musical act. Warning the lads that they'd best keep their distance from his 11 and 8 year old daughters, Obama quipped,
"The Jonas Brothers are here ... Sasha and Malia are huge fans. But, boys, don't get any ideas, I have two words for you—predator drones."
Perhaps out of fear that they'd be taken out by the best weaponry that the U.S. military has to offer, the JoBros rushed to state that they had no untoward plans for Sasha and Malia at the Bloomberg/Vanity Fair after-party. As Joe quickly clarified,
"Seriously, we're not pedophiles."
Added brother Nick,
"We're not that old."
Hmm; not sure what that's supposed to imply, Nick, but point taken—you really, really don't want to spend the upcoming Jonas Brothers tour dodging predator drones.
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