Kate Gosselin Ignores America’s Wishes, Announces Return to ‘Dancing With the Stars’

The people have spoken but, as usual, Kate Gosselin is refusing to listen. Two weeks after rightfully getting the heave-ho from Dancing With the Stars, the former Jon & Kate Plus 8 mom announced on her blog that she’s returning for this season’s finales on May 24 and 25:

“I think there better be one more dance left in me: Get ready for the DWTS finale on May 24, 25!!! I’ll be there…

C’mon, I know you missed my unique dance style!


Sure, Kate; we’ve totally missed you. Without the regular waves of nausea that we experienced from watching you flop around like a dying fish every week on Dancing With the Stars, we’ve started to put on a little weight.

Though things are unlikely to turn out any better for her this time around, the reality-TV matriarch admits that there’s something that’s been missing from her live since being shown the door on DWTS:

“Ohhhh suddenly I missed EVERYTHING about dancing — not only the friends I have made and stay in touch with almost daily, but also learning the steps and even the fear of sudden death that the dance floor caused me! Gulp! Swallow the nostalgia … Okay, all better…”

Oddly, we’re gulping and swallowing ourselves right now, Kate. But that usually happens when we’re faced with terrifying prospects.

Will the return of Kate Gosselin make you more ore less likely to watch the Dancing With the Stars finale? Have your say in the comments section!