Paramount Shelves ‘Zoolander 2,’ Forcing Fans To Find New Film To Quote Ad Nauseam

After news broke that Paramount Studios was shelving Anchorman 2, rumors are circulating that another anticipated cult comedy sequel is being put on hold.

In a cryptic tweet, Ben Stiller hints that the much-anticipated Zoolander 2 has been shelved by Paramount.

From Ben’s Twitter (via Starpulse):

Ron Burgundy and Derek Zoolander looking to appear in sequels. Both men destitute, without means or intellect to fund their own comebacks.

The “Ron Burgundy” mention refers to the recent news that Paramount was putting Anchorman 2 on hold.

What does Paramount have against comedy sequels?