Justin Gaston spent his Cinco de Mayo at Las Palmas nightclub wearing jeans so tight they could actually be meggings (men’s leggings, for those of you who are unfamiliar with the term). The best part is, they laced right up the groinal area, holding his package securely in place. Perhaps the unconventional yet totally conventional solution to the problem of a little game of cat and mouse gone awry? Just speculating.

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