BUZZINGS: Lindsay Lohan Somehow Might Not Collect $100 Million from E*Trade

  • You mean Lindsay Lohan’s good name might not be worth $100 million? Excuse us while we pace around the room with our hands on our hips and wonder if anything means anything anymore. (PopEater)
  • Mel Gibson’s alleged porn mistress is blabbing to the media. *Sigh*; you just can’t find loyal alleged porn mistresses anymore. (Wonderwall)
  • Claudia Schiffer’s nude, pregnant Vogue shoot has sparked a heated debate. Because vigorous discourse on important topics is essential if a culture is to thrive. (Hollywood Life)
  • Kristen Stewart doesn’t mind being called ugly. We’re sure the haters will react to this news with dignified silence. (Starpulse)
  • Kendra Wilkinson’s sex tape may involve multiple partners. Well, it’s good to play well with others. (What Would Tyler Durden Do)