Justin Bieber and His Bangs of Seduction Take Miley Cyrus on a Date
Ladies and gentlemen, we may be seeing the tween-idol power couple to beat all power couples emerging.
Despite their contentious past, Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus went out for a dinner date on Monday night, enjoying sushi—which, as everyone knows, is the most erotic of all seafoods—at Ari-Ya in West Hollywood last night.
Notably absent from the intimate dinner? Miley's supposed boyfriend and The Last Song co-star, Aussie actor Liam Hemsworth. Uh-oh.
When asked about the date by waiting paparazzi, Bieber coyly noted that the Hannah Montana star is "having fun with me." Consider our eyebrow raised, Mr. Bieber.
They're an unlikely couple, given that Cyrus has stated that she's "not necessarily a fan" of the My World heartthrob, and Bieber is on record as expressing disdain for the music of Miley and the rest of her Disney ilk. Perhaps it's a case of opposites attracting? or an elaborate ruse to throw people off the scent of their budding romance? We're through the looking glass here, people...
Oh, and the couples' excuse for sucking down sushi together? They were discussing a "side project"—which makes total sense for two people who don't like each other's music, right?
What do you think is going on here? Share your thoughts in the comments section, because quite frankly we're getting dizzy just contemplating the possibilities.
And for all things Bieber-related, make sure to check out The Holy Bieble.
ewwwh thats nasty !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my comment is that they are going and just saying that they dont like each other cuz they dont want paparazzi to follow them around
that is totally absolutely crazy, people! guys, we all know tha justin bieber is super duper hot, sweet, cute, and MORAL. I think he knows who is in with him and who's not. Miley Cyrus is rude, so she dosn't fit for bieber. Remember what she din with other girls' boyfriends. For me, JASMINE VILLEGAS is still Justin's no.1 girl. And she's totaly much more better to Miley who has nothing to with this than to make everyone miserable. But if this rumors are true, I'm telling you Justin she may rock the song but she cannot rock your world, She is fake and PO-GLY or popular ugly girl. :p
I like you too. Let's be friends and have sleepovers and tell each other secrets. Make sure to invite me to your wedding. Can't wait.
Bwahahahah! Like MIley would ever trade that hot MAN of hers for this dweeb. Please people, get a grip.
Words cannot describe how amazing this celeb power-couple would be so allow me to give you this visual representation. In the above photo, Justin Bieber is playing himself, while the Bearsharktopus is playing the part of Miley Cyrus' vagina. great photoshop work...i ma a graphic designer and i believe that's impressive (also like the caption)
Uh that is totally weird.miley and justin together?like EWW.puleeze!they were just going out together as friends?miley is SO not justin's type.eurgh*puke sound* the press is going way overboard.
i don't like the idea of them as a couple. I think Justin should not be hanging out with her and she is just beginning to get/act like a whore. A video of her giving a seductive lap dace to her TLS director and now a dinner date with Justin Bieber? Isn't Liam her "soulmate"? what's wrong with her?!?
hey it was propaly a friend night for those 2 like haning out together
maybe beiber is hiding something Lmao! Too true.
I CAN BELIEVE IT!!!
Ur so funny noah!!!
I don't like that couple, really! JUSTIN BIEBER is cute and Miley too but I don't like that couple... what do u think guys??
bieber and cyrus ^^aw come on, she'd never well maybe she will she already gave her last song producer a lap dance f*cking a younger man that would be next be known as a tiger(oposite to cougar) or a liger whatever you call a young cougar
bieber and cyrus ^^ aw come on, she'd never
funny noah :)
The only explanation I can think of is that Miley is keeping her little sister happy by doing some project with Justin. Miley's and Justin's musical destinies are too different for them to be otherwise working together.
WTF who the hell would take miley on a DATE
they arent dating calm down people, this would be the last step a "mature" girl would do to prove herself by dating a 16 year old.
maybe beiber is hiding something
Words cannot describe how amazing this celeb power-couple would be so allow me to give you this visual representation. In the above photo, Justin Bieber is playing himself, while the Bearsharktopus is playing the part of Miley Cyrus' vagina. noah that was too funny keep making crazy stuff like that.
[quote=GJ noah]Good job noah. I like you. I like you too. Let's be friends and have sleepovers and tell each other secrets.
Good job noah. I like you.
Words cannot describe how amazing this celeb power-couple would be so allow me to give you this visual representation. In the above photo, Justin Bieber is playing himself, while the Bearsharktopus is playing the part of Miley Cyrus' vagina. that is amazing :')
hahahahahahahhahahahahaha! JB would never date her she's not 'hot' like Kim ;) It's for publicity!!
Words cannot describe how amazing this celeb power-couple would be so allow me to give you this visual representation. In the above photo, Justin Bieber is playing himself, while the Bearsharktopus is playing the part of Miley Cyrus' vagina. noah! let me give u some advice. GO TO HELL!! And shut the f*ck up!!!
Words cannot describe how amazing this celeb power-couple would be so allow me to give you this visual representation. In the above photo, Justin Bieber is playing himself, while the Bearsharktopus is playing the part of Miley Cyrus' vagina. This is very disgusting and not necessary.
Miley and Justin were just hanging out. I wouldn't concider it as a date when Justins bodyguard and best friend Ryan Butler were there with them. Why should they be 'Hollywoods next teen couple'? Can't a boy and a girl be just friends? And btw, Miley Cyrus is soooo not Justin's type. Selena Gomez and Jasmine Villegas are though. ;)
Words cannot describe how amazing this celeb power-couple would be so allow me to give you this visual representation. In the above photo, Justin Bieber is playing himself, while the Bearsharktopus is playing the part of Miley Cyrus' vagina.