Heidi Montag Living With Trash (And We Don’t Mean Spencer Pratt)

After going a whole day without getting their names in the news, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are getting desperate for attention again and have decided to hitch their illustrious names to another trend: hoarding! Oh, and maybe some crystal stuff as well.

Perez Hilton reports that sources are saying that Spencer and Heidi live in complete squalor, with Spencer making a mess of their living room and expecting Heidi to clean up after him.

If Spencer’s messiness wasn’t already too much to deal with, Heidi’s Svengali husband has also taken to crystals in the hopes that it will keep Heidi magically locked in their home:

The living room is filled with Spencer’s mess, which Heidi often has to clean up. And Spencer lines the window with crystals, which he believes will keep bad spirits out but keep Heidi locked in.

Spencer spoke with Perez and didn’t deny that he is a crystal-loving hoarder, but blamed the mess on his new roommate who is helping Spencer write a script:

It’s true, I do have a Marine in the house. He’s helping me write a script. And yes, we’ve been out of the house only three times this month, but that’s because I’m busy working on several business ventures.

Ah yes, because important business ventures so often involve not leaving one’s home.

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