Hailey Glassman Gum-Snaps Way Back To Fame With JAP Reality Show
Hailey Glassman, survivor of relationship with Jon Gosselin, is looking to get back in the limelight and she might have found her ticket to fame: her JAP-y lifestyle.
Hailey is campaigning hard to land a role on a new reality TV show that plans to do for JAPs, or Jewish American Princesses, what Jersey Shore did for guidos.
Hailey tells her BFFs, RadarOnline, that she is “the ultimate JAP” and should be “the first to be cast.”
What is a “true” JAP, according to stereotype expert Hailey? From RadarOnline:
We JAPS have what I like to call entitlement syndrome […] I only wear designer brands, I don’t eat meat off the bone, I drink Figi water or Pellegrino. I would rather die of dehydration than drink tap water. My signature outfit is black spandex, Uggs and white v-neck t-shirts. It’s a different mentality.
Ah yes: entitlement, unfashionable taste, eating like a child, these are all things that one should be proud of.
Luckily for Hailey, an aggressive lack of self-awareness is exactly what is needed to become a reality television star. We’re rooting for her!