Gerard Butler Has Collection Of Secret Girlfriends Stashed Away
Gerard Butler would like you to know that he has girlfriends. Lots of them. But you just can’t see them because they live in, uh, Canada, or something. But they are real!
Gerard denied for the fiftieth time that he is dating Jennifer Aniston but told reporters that he does have a lucky lady in his life.
He told The Sun (via Digital Spy) that he has had two long term girlfriends but he has kept them hidden from the press:
While [the tabloids] are accusing me of being with Jennifer, I’ve probably been off somewhere else doing damage with someone else. […] My last two girlfriends, one was 2 years, the other 18 months, nobody ever found out I was dating them. I’m pretty good at keeping that silent. I get laid less now than I used to because I’m more paranoid now. I’m nowhere near as naughty as I used to be.
Sure, Gerard’s revelation may make him seem much more tame, but just imagine him saying all of this with his trademark Scottish burr. Makes it sound sexier, right?
We guess we will believe Gerard’s claims that he has “secret” girlfriends, even though we’re pretty sure we’ve used this same excuse when describing our “secret” significant other to our friends in middle school.
Shout it from the rooftops, Gerard: you get around!