BUZZINGS: Charlie Sheen Returns To ‘Two And A Half Men’

• Good news for LA-area escorts: Charlie Sheen is set to return to Two and a Half Men after reportedly asking for a $2 million per episode salary. (PopEater)

Jada Pinkett Smith sat down with husband Will Smith for Oprah and revealed that she has an arsenal of “surprises” to keep Will satisfied in the bedroom. Ew. (Wonderwall)

• Sad news: John Tavolta’s two dogs were killed in an airport accident in Maine. (Huffington Post)

• Oh, look: it’s Katy Perry and Russell Brand’s wedding invitation. Looking at it almost makes us feel like we were invited. (Hollywood Life)

• Meanwhile, Russell Brand is honoring the sacred bonds of marriage by going around blabbing about how much he likes prostitutes. (Starpulse)