Spencer Pratt Unplugs Heidi Montag (VIDEO)

Doug Reinhardt’s favorite couple, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag sure have an interesting relationship.

In a sneak peek at tonight’s Hills, Spencer reveals that he doesn’t let let Heidi use computers or the television which he says (in a perhaps unintentionally hilarious channelling of The Office’s Dwight) keeps her out of “the Matrix.” Yes, the Matrix!

From Us Weekly:

I don’t let her go on TV, no computers […] The only thing Heidi does is read and write poetry and pray and pet puppies… She is logged out of The Matrix.

Meanwhile, Heidi tells a terrified-looking Kristin Cavallari that she and Spencer spend $400,000 on magic crystals and explains the use of one of her “genius” crystals:

This one is for geniuses. It opens your mind to everything… and helps you to really think when you’re in a war zone.

At the words “war zone,” Heidi’s eyes flash with excitement. Is it sad that we can no longer tell if they are joking for the cameras or if they are actually crazy?

Watch the video below.

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