Lindsay Lohan Denies Hooking Up With Lesbian Cougar

Bad news for all you people out there who were excited about Lindsay Lohan’s return to sapphic love: Linds says she isn’t dating a woman.

Indrani, a 36-year-old photographer, recently blabbed that she was hooking up with Lindsay, but apparently she forgot to add that these hook-ups were only taking place in her dreams.

Lindsay tells Us Weekly that she is absolutely not dating Indrani, or, in her words: “No, no, no… In NO way am I dating her.”

Way to shoot a girl down, Linds.

Oh well, we knew the idea of Lindsay hooking up with a foxy lesbian cougar was a little too good to be true.