The Talking ‘Jersey Shore’ Doll Will Be the Hit of Your Pretend Tea Party

Looking for a greased-up, orange-skinned, and oh-so-buff boyfriend for your Barbie doll? Today’s your lucky day!

Hero Builders has issued a build-your-own action figure based on the Jersey Shore guys, complete with a choice of tattoos, blingy jewelry and slicked-up coiffure.

And the best part? It comes with a talking chip, so you can program him to say “GTL!” or deliver any number of cheesy pick-up lines.

The worst part? The mini-guidos don’t come cheap: $375, not including accessories.

But if they come up with a Snooki version can be programmed to do flips on the beach and make a drunken fool of itself, we’re totally buying one.