Heidi Montag Says Her New Face Is The Best Thing Ever

Heidi Montag Says Her New Face Is The Best Thing Ever-photo

With all the work that Heidi Montag has had done on herself, it's really hard to tell if she's saying this with a straight face, but the Hills villainess swears that her decision to give herself a whole new face under the surgeon's scalpel last fall is the wisest move she's ever made.

Okay, so perhaps "wise move" may be a relative term where Montag is concerned, but she still swore up and down on her Twitter account on Monday that it is so:

"My last surgery was the best decision of my life! Anything anyone else says (family members who are trying to make money off of me) is a lie! I have never felt sexier, happier, or more amazing in my own skin. I truly look the way I have always dreamed."

If those are the kind of dreams you're having, Heidi, it might be best to lay off the spicy foods right before bedtime.

Alas, all is not sexy, happy, amazing bliss in La Vida Montag. She also put on her sad face yesterday to Tweet about how, aside from her loyal hubby Spencer Pratt, she's utterly alone in the world:

"I have no friends! The ones who are pretending to be 'friends' or 'family,' are crazy, angry, broke and BITTER. This is why they haven't been in my life for years. Liars!"

Well, that's the nice thing about giving yourself a whole new face every few months or so, Heidi; despite the crushing loneliness, every once in a while you can look in the mirror and see an unfamiliar person smiling back at you.

Do you prefer the old Heidi or the new Heidi? Let us know in the comments section. And for more spine-tingling news about everybody's favorite Hills couple, make sure to check in at The Adventures of Speidi!

 

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  • chrissy
    chrissy

    HEIDI LOOKS BEAUTIFUL! The problem is her boobs, too big. She will look better in months from now...

  • Janet Tsai
    Janet Tsai

    actually in my opinion i think theres nothing wrong with her getting all those plastic surgery...at least she seems pretty happy with her new self...and honestly she does look whole lotta better than she used to be...its just she might end up looking like Pam when she gets older

  • fugoverdose
    fugoverdose

    that;s hilarious the 'shopped foto's that she & spencer RELEASE to the tabloids .. one may want to view a pap' shot (if you can find one ) to see what she REALLY looks like .. those 2 gotta be the ugliest dam inbreds i ever seen ... they look like they live in the 'bumfuk' trailerpark ...ewww.. who in their right mind would hire them ? their 15 minutes are up & an impending trainwreck in the near future ... nobody cares ...

  • BR_girl
    BR_girl

    "Do you prefer the old Heidi or the new Heidi? " NEITHER!! but she used to be a pretty girl... now she's ugly, plastic and plain crazy!

  • sad
    sad

    she used to be adorable and normal and cute before. she was like one of those beachy chicks with the blonde hair, and super skinny, small chested, and smiling. now she looks like a barbie/brat doll with f*cking melons on her chest.. and she cant even move her face anymore

  • Sady
    Sady

    I hope she gets the help she needs. She used to be a NATUARALLY BEAUTIFUL young woman. Now she looks like a carbon copy of every other over done plastic surgery addict. If she were "allowed" to go on line, she'd see that some out there are truly concerned for her safety. No, Heidi, most men are not controlling. In fact, the opposite is true. Only the scared little boys that have no control over themselves feel like big men controlling others. Love is built on trust and mutual respect, not control. I hope she learns that sooner thatn later. Hate to see her wind up like my dear friend, dead at the hands of a "not too contolling" husband. Sad really, very sad.

  • j.hash
    j.hash

    she looks horrible! it's really sad that spencer is an abuser and she is victim of a horribly abusive relationship and goes thru so much victim blaming.