Heidi Montag Says Her New Face Is The Best Thing Ever

With all the work that Heidi Montag has had done on herself, it’s really hard to tell if she’s saying this with a straight face, but the Hills villainess swears that her decision to give herself a whole new face under the surgeon’s scalpel last fall is the wisest move she’s ever made.

Okay, so perhaps “wise move” may be a relative term where Montag is concerned, but she still swore up and down on her Twitter account on Monday that it is so:

“My last surgery was the best decision of my life! Anything anyone else says (family members who are trying to make money off of me) is a lie! I have never felt sexier, happier, or more amazing in my own skin. I truly look the way I have always dreamed.”

If those are the kind of dreams you’re having, Heidi, it might be best to lay off the spicy foods right before bedtime.

Alas, all is not sexy, happy, amazing bliss in La Vida Montag. She also put on her sad face yesterday to Tweet about how, aside from her loyal hubby Spencer Pratt, she’s utterly alone in the world:

“I have no friends! The ones who are pretending to be ‘friends’ or ‘family,’ are crazy, angry, broke and BITTER. This is why they haven’t been in my life for years. Liars!”

Well, that’s the nice thing about giving yourself a whole new face every few months or so, Heidi; despite the crushing loneliness, every once in a while you can look in the mirror and see an unfamiliar person smiling back at you.

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