M.I.A. Adds Conspiracy Theories to Her Hatred of Everything Popular

M.I.A. Adds Conspiracy Theories to Her Hatred of Everything Popular-photo

M.I.A. has gone through the looking glass in her ongoing campaign to trash everything that's good and right with the world.

The "Paper Planes" singer, who recently has attacked such cherished cultural institutions as Twilight, Lady GaGa and—gasp!—even innocent, cherubic Justin Bieber, has now gone on a tirade against pretty much the entire Internet.

In the newest issue of Nylon, M.I.A. cautions readers against using Facebook and Google, because they're really just tools of The Man:

“And you know, all governments are connected to Google, and all governments can shift their search engines so only what they want you to see comes up…I want kids to be aware of this digital circumstance…Everyone on the Internet is like, 'Oh my God, come and join Facebook!' They’re all so optimistic…and really, everyone is f*cking you up behind the screens. And I don’t like that. It makes it difficult for me to interact with my fans knowing that. Google and Facebook were developed by the CIA, and when you’re on there, you have to know that.”

The singer fails to detail how the Rand Corporation and revere vampires fit into the grand digital conspiracy.

Perhaps M.I.A. could show some real commitment to her cause and prevent any information about her from finding its way onto the Internet. Then everyone would be happy—and safe from tyranny!

 

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  • Brittany Bolden
    Brittany Bolden

    everyone's pissed cuz she has a point. and you all defending gaga and twilight (and no i'm not a hater i'm a fan of both but i see the errors in mainstream) is proof that she does and that the corporate mainstream world to dominate is working. have u listened to the radio? they play the same sh*t every 5 mins..MIA is not just a singer shes a political activist so obviously she's gonna say a lot of contraversial sh*t.

  • dayleeasle
    dayleeasle

    peter biological gases

  • 70,000W
    70,000W

    M.I.A isn't crazy. Most are deaf,dumb and blind to what's happening to them. Take a look at how celebuzz throws a negative spin on this. Nevermind having a mind of your own, they have formed your opinion of her for you. No word of a lie. A good lot of music artists are media puppets, subliminally defining your very own lives... Gaga is one of these puppets...along with others...look at the music vids. Hear the words. Don't just listen, actually hear the words, and what they're saying to you...the listener...the fans...the audience...the world.

  • libzz
    libzz

    Like the CIA has nothing better to do.It's not like theres war or dictators or coups happening. The CIA really just wants to look at those pics of me getting drunk freshman year. COME ON. the cia would care. they're all up on her ass. 24/7. i think everyone in her fam is on terrorist watch...even her 65-70 year old mother.

  • liban
    liban

    Yeah, I can't stand that pretentious b*****. She needs to start practicing what she preaches--like right now--and just go away.I hear she lives in the lap luxury but likes to preach to the poor, and new indie artists coming up about how they should do their thing but never, never cater in anyway to the mainstream -- God forbid as this might actually help them make a living at their chosen art.She is jealous as hell of Gaga because Gaga shows how full of crap this MIA loser is. Gaga has shown you can be different and make your own unique statement but still be smart enough about it and make a living at it. Gaga is not unique. she makes the most mainstream music i have ever heard. even britney spears can learn a thing or two in making mainstream music from gaga. m.i.a makes unique music, and thats what she's famous for. she's crazy, ill give you that, maaaaaaddddd paranoid, but... she's one of a kind. dont knock her on that.

  • Mullin
    Mullin

    I have to LOL everytime she says something like "people need to know this!!" or "America needs to know that America does stuff like this!!" Like she's some renowned authority on everything & we should be consulting her for all our knowledge. I love her music, though.

  • M
    M

    I think she's going a bit far with it (CIA, lol ok) but it really is scary how much access Facebook and Google have to our information. It's not crazy to be creeped out by it.

  • Lin
    Lin

    Like the CIA has nothing better to do. It's not like theres war or dictators or coups happening. The CIA really just wants to look at those pics of me getting drunk freshman year. COME ON.

  • James
    James

    I think yall need to leave her alone let her speak her own mind... Mind? What mind, she is plainly ignorant of what is real and what is her fantasy. She just needs to go away and not come back.

  • princess
    princess

    I think yall need to leave her alone let her speak her own mind...

  • ==
    =="

    "...And I don’t like that. It makes it difficult for me to interact with my fans knowing that..." She has fans? 0_o Oh plz

  • tinfoilhats4all
    tinfoilhats4all

    "We're through the looking glass, here, people!"

  • conspiracytheory?
    conspiracytheory?

    i say shes definitely bitter shes not getting as much attention as everyone and everything she bashes

  • G.J.
    G.J.

    Yeah, I can't stand that pretentious b*****. She needs to start practicing what she preaches--like right now--and just go away. I hear she lives in the lap luxury but likes to preach to the poor, and new indie artists coming up about how they should do their thing but never, never cater in anyway to the mainstream -- God forbid as this might actually help them make a living at their chosen art. She is jealous as hell of Gaga because Gaga shows how full of crap this MIA loser is. Gaga has shown you can be different and make your own unique statement but still be smart enough about it and make a living at it.