‘Jeresey Shore’ Cast Gets Their Own Personal Police Squad

Hey, New Jersey, watch your tax dollars go to a good cause: protecting the cast of Jersey Shore while they party it up in Seaside Heights this summer.

The Seaside Heights Chief of Police spoke to TMZ about the extra protection they will be giving the Jersey Shore guidos. He reports that the cast will have 7-10 officers assigned to protecting the cast and crew while they film on the Shore this summer.

Now, given the cast member’s tendency to go around punching innocent members of the public, the real question is, are the police officers going to be protecting the cast or are they going to be protecting the general public from the cast? The latter seems like the more pressing reason.