Miley Cyrus Buys $3,000 Worth of Lingerie To Wear Inappropriately

Rejoice, lingerie manufacturers of the world! Miley Cyrus is determined to single-handedly spare you from the currently grim financial situation!

The Hannah Montana star, who lately seems to be working overtime to prove how utterly mature she is to everyone, recently spread some love and cash to the negligee-makers of the world by going on a $3,000 lingerie-shopping spree. And  not just any lingerie—totally sexy lingerie:

“The lingerie she bought was more Sex and the City than 17-year-old stuff.”

Well, at least there will be plenty of wardrobe choices for her next scandalous video.

The skivvies-shopping session is apparently part of an ongoing crusade to give her father, Billy Ray Cyrus, a heart attack with her increasingly inappropriate behavior:

“Miley is rebelling big time. Her parents hit they roof when they saw the pictures of her gyrating on [producer Adam] Shankman’s lap [at the wrap party for The Last Song]. Her dad Billy Ray is livid because he fears Miley’s behavior is going to cost her the wholesome Hannah Montana audience that catapulted her sitcom.”

We can understand his concern; that sort of thing could lead to a drastic loss of income. Hopefully all of that lingerie is returnable…