Charlie Sheen Gets 30 Days In Jail For Assaulting Wife

TMZ is reporting that Charlie Sheen will plead no contest to misdemeanor assault and spend 30 days in jail following his Christmas domestic violence debacle with wife Brooke Mueller.

The Two and a Half Men actor reportedly had the choice to either skip jail and serve straight probation or serve his time in jail. Apparently, Charlie felt that being released on probation was just too risky for the allegedly hooker-loving bad boy. We can’t expect Charlie to act like a normal law-abiding citizen!

Charlie will be flying to Aspen, where the crime took place, next Monday, and reportedly immediately begin serving time. What a lame way to spend your summer vacation.