BLINDBUZZ: Which Tweener Isn’t So Wholesome Behind Closed Doors?

Welcome back to BLINDBUZZ where we take a guess at the celebrities in the juciest blind items and invite you to do the same.

This time we have a not-so-wholesome tweener, a recently divorced closeted man, and a famous actor who has a brother with a jail-bait problem.

The Bodyguard:

This very popular female tweener who tries to portray herself as wholesome spent last night in a hotel room having sex with two of her bodyguards. (Crazy Days and Nights)

Yuck, this one is gross, let’s hope it isn’t true. If it is true, at least we know it isn’t Miley Cyrus since she has been working overtime to break her wholesome image.

Beard Meets Beard:

Which tabloid favorites have broken up over a discovery that will shock the ever-faithful gossip hounds across the pond? While the tabloids will report that their was no third party involved, there was. A guy. Not for her. For him. The real reason they split is because she discovered him in bed with another man. It wasn’t the first time. Oh, and in case you are wondering about their child/ren, it might be helpful to know that their conception took place in a lab, not the bedroom. (Blind Gossip)

It sounds like this could be Kate Winslet and Sam Mendes, although we wouldn’t really consider them “tabloid fixtures.”

Family Matters:

This B list actor who is going to star in a movie that already has Oscar buzz is terrified that his brother’s penchant for underage play is going to come to light and ruin his own chances at success. He has sent his brother on a year-long “Eco” vacation to Central America in the hopes of keeping his bad behavior out of the way. Not Clive Owen. (BuzzFoto)

Hm, the item implies that the brother might be famous as well since his antics could grab attention. Maybe the B list actor is Alec Baldwin? But then that leaves us to wonder which Baldwin brother has the jail-bait problem.