• Sarah Jessica Parker wants to continue our long national nightmare and make a Sex and the City 3 movie. (Wonderwall)

• But wait, now experts are saying that there won’t be a Sex and the City 3 movie? What’s going on here? Where are our pants? (LimeLife)

• While taking a break from rescuing us from the massive oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico, Waterworld actor Kevin Costner welcomed his seventh child. Congratulations! (PopEater)

• Paul McCartney attempted to serenade First Lady Michelle Obama at a White House dinner last night. You may be a Beatle, Paul, but we don’t think you can compete with a guy with nuclear power. (Huffington Post)

• Jennifer Aniston is following in her BFF Courteney Cox‘s footsteps and signing up for the newest Scream film. You know the old saying: birds of a feather get slashed by mask-wearing killers on film together. (Starpulse)