Lindsay Lohan Cuts Cocaine with Lies

Some things are what they seem.

Lindsay Lohan swore under oath in 2007 that she doesn’t do drugs, a statement that is conveniently contrary to the police report acquired by TMZ that shows she tested positive for cocaine in the arrest that caused her to have to wear a SCRAM bracelet.

Furthermore, the report revealed that the cops found cocaine in her pocket and chose not to charge her.

A handwritten statement by Lohan was also attained containing her excuse, borrowed pants, and her attempt to blame other people.

[My assistant] and her boyfriend currently use and may have set me up.

   — Lohan wrote

At least in the present, Lindsay Lohan is clean.