Khloe Kardashian Says She’s Not Pregnant—Just “Fat”

Does Khloe Kardashian know how to squash a rumor with humor, or what?

The Keeping Up With the Kardashians gal has been plagued by scuttlebutt all week suggesting that she and hubby Lamar Odom are expecting a little blessing. Khloe put that gossip to bed on Thursday night while watching Odom’s Los Angeles Lakers face off against the Boston Celtics, bluntly telling a reporter,

“No, I’m just fat.”

Kardashian’s mom, Kris Jenner, confirmed the non-pregnancy (while leaving her daughter’s figure out of it) as well, asserting,

“If Khloe is pregnant, I would be the first to yell it. So, no, she’s not—unless they’re holding out on me, in which case they’re both grounded.”

Child on the way or not, Khloe and Lamar had a good night nonetheless, as the Lakers went on to trounce the Celtics 102-89 in Game 1 of the NBA finals.

Maybe that little bit of extra weight she’s carrying is good luck.