Alanis Morrissette Marries on a Presumably Rain-Free Day
You oughta know that Alanis Morissette is a married woman.
People magazine reports that the singer pulled off a stealth wedding to her 30-year-old boyfriend Mario Treadway at the couple’s Los Angeles home on May 22, a week before Morrissette’s 36th birthday. The couple had been dating since 2009.
Treadway, a rapper, goes by the professional name Souleye.
According to the National Weather Service, May 22 was a clear, mild day in Los Angeles, with a high of 71 and a low of 56. Which is a good thing, because if the skies had opened up during the couple’s nuptials, it would have been…wait, we know there’s a word for that…