Charlie Sheen to Do Hard Time at Aspen Community Theatre?

Resulting from the Christmas day knife fight with his wife, Charlie Sheen will most likely be “performing useful public service at Theatre Aspen, located a short walk downhill from Pitkin County Jail” after his plea deal is approved by a judge, the theatre’s director told the LA Times.

Sheen’s lawyers negotiated with the Theatre Aspen in an effort to find their client a work duty that would make use of the Two and a Half Men star’s entertainment savvy.

A part of the plea is the reduction of his felony domestic violence to third-degree assault, a misdemeanor.

The Two and a Half Men star, who held his wife, Brooke Mueller, at knife point, might be saving his most scandalous acting for jail.