‘Jersey Shore’ Cast Battles Herpes Outbreak
Gasp! Do the Jersey Shore cast members have STDs? Well, that is what one of the show’s crew is saying in a move that is sure to permanently stop the active love life that the cast members were enjoying following the success of their show.
In an interview with The Hollywood Reporter, SallyAnn Salsano, a producer for the Jersey Shore says that she is in charge of giving out herpes medication Valtrex to all the cast members:
We hand [Valtrex] out like M&Ms […] ‘Hey kids, it’s time for Valtrex!’ It’s like a herpes nest. They’re all in there mixing it up.
“Herpes nest?” Sounds gross.
Do you think this will hurt The Situation’s allegedly flourishing love life?