Snooki Promises to Produce “Guido Babies” for the Future’s Sake

Relax, people; rest assured, the genetic wonder that is Snooki will be available in some form for future generations to enjoy and marvel at.

During last night’s MTV Movie Awards, the Jersey Shore charmer revealed that she’s closing in on plans to settle down and produce presumably orange-skinned offspring soon. Says Snooki,

“Honestly, I want to save up money so that I can buy a house, find a guy, have a family and make Guido babies! That’s all I want.”

Just think of the wonderful moments that await her in coming years: Baby’s first tanning session. Baby’s first fist-pump. Baby’s first bar fight…

The only hitch? First she must find the ideal Guido mate with which to produce her rugrats. The Snookster goes on to lament that, hard as it is to believe, she didn’t make any love connections while filming the second season of Jersey Shore in Miami:

“I didn’t find true love….If I find that guy, I will treat him like gold. But I haven’t found him yet.”

Fellas? Time to step up to the plate.

Jersey Shore 2.0 might not have yielded Snooki a mate, but she does promise that the series will deliver plenty of thrills for the audience:

“There is going to be a lot more drama, a lot more fights, and a lot more hook ups. Ten times better than season one!”

Better keep those defibrillators by the TV set, people!

Do you think Snooki will ever find the right guy to raise her army of Guido babies with? Let us know in the comments section.