Ralph Macchio Stages a Comeback With Drugs and Prostitution Scandal (VIDEO)

Ralph Macchio must be taking his career cues from Lindsay Lohan these days.

The former child actor—whose 1984 classic The Karate Kid has just been remade for the big screen—takes a playful poke at his nice-guy image in a hilarious new Funny or Die video, in which he takes a crash-course in debauchery in order to resuscitate his career in this age of celebrity scandal. Bar fights, mounds of coke, cruising for streetwalkers…yup, it’s all part of his training  regimen.

What would Mr. Miyagi think of all this? No idea, but we know what we think—we think it’s gosh-darn funny. Check out the video below and see if you don’t agree: